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    he’s prettier than your girlfriend, but don’t let that limp wrist fool you- this guy gets more ass than a toilet!  girls love guys who can swing microphones over their heads like a cowboy at a rodeo while holding his other arm out like a t-rex. even though he’s founded a “screamo” band with his christian friends from orlando,  he thinks saetia is a skin disease and that neil perry played dylan on 90210.  his skin-tight jeans don’t allow a lot of room for breathing, but his girly figure doesn’t require much anyway.

    he’s prettier than your girlfriend, but don’t let that limp wrist fool you- this guy gets more ass than a toilet!  girls love guys who can swing microphones over their heads like a cowboy at a rodeo while holding his other arm out like a t-rex.

    even though he’s founded a “screamo” band with his christian friends from orlando,  he thinks saetia is a skin disease and that neil perry played dylan on 90210. 

    his skin-tight jeans don’t allow a lot of room for breathing, but his girly figure doesn’t require much anyway.

     

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